Has anyone seen my Poodle ?
He is small and white and cute.
Is he a Barbara Cartland fan ?
He is in the wrong party.He should have been in the democrat party.
He looks like an aged hollywood star from the 1940s.
Get him a part in the remake of Whatever happened to Baby Jane.
Someone i used to know in Hastings has had a sex change op.
Pictures to follow .
"Hi Steve I didnt recognise you at all ! You have changed a bit !"
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