square plates

Who thought of square plates ? Overdesigned designer trendy rubbish. Awful. They just look wrong and go against the grain.Honestly its just criminal.Next time it happens i am going to ask them to take it back and get a round plate instead and while they are at it could i have a bit more to eat as i am still hungry.They seem to give you childs size amounts of nosh in some places. I dont want to be greedy , i just want a decent amount to eat.