Wednesday, 11 July 2007

how to stop a suicide bomber

Heres how :

Tell them its all lies and there arent and never will be 72 virgins waiting for them on the other side.

They are either good in bed or they have too high an opinion of themselves in the first place.

Thats a good start.

Then tell them that if they cant pull in this life they could try some useful tips.

For example if they cant pull then they could advertise themselves to find a partner.

The ad could read thus : Aged mid 20s. Studying at university of course.

Brainwashed and indoctrinated by a spurious belief system.

Lonely and disenfranchised. An angry young man like all my friends.

No sense of humour whatsoever.

No good at parties and socialising as i dont drink or smoke or do anything at all.

No real respect for women at all.

I attend meetings discussing the evils of western imperialism with all my angry friends.

I am also unaware that 2 wrongs dont make a right.

The pot wouldnt be calling the kettle black would it ?

Plus the unshakeable belief that i am right and everyone else is wrong.

Also i dont respect the inhabitants and culture of the country that gave me shelter when i needed it when i fled persecution.

It doesnt read well at all so far.

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