Mellowing with age ?

I am still waiting to mellow with age.It isnt happening.I am just the same if not worse than ever but a lot better in other ways never the less it is still hard work as you can imagine.I think its true to say a Leopard cannot change its spots.Still being slightly pissed always helps.Most people get very aggressive when they are pissed.I am the opposite to that completely. I wonder if you can get alcohol perscribed by a doctor as a tranqualiser to mellow onesself out ? That would be a first.Dont tell all the alcoholics about it.It would be immoral to get it perscribed on the NHS so if i was perscribed privatly i would have to pay for it anyway i think.