cash or lack of it.

I have to keep the wolf from the door . Could royal mail nick my bills instead of packages please.I will give postie some cash at christmas if you would do that .Did you know you cant have your water cut off.If you have your electricity cut off and electricity meter removed you just have to reconnect the red and black cables with a connecting block then you have free electricity forevermore .I dont know why more people dont do this.