VEHICLE REVERSING ! VEHICLE REVERSING ! VEHICLE REVERSING ! BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.......
What is wrong with these people ?
A vehicle is reversing at approx 0 mph LOOK OUT !
Do cars make a bleeping noise when they are travelling at speed or over the speed limit when going forwards ?
STAND CLEAR VEHICLE DRIVING AT SPEED ! STAND CLEAR VEHICLE DRIVING AT SPEED ! BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP !! LOOK OUT !!!
No they dont so why the need for warnings when they are going backwards ?
Probably because of Health and Safety and all that Bullshit.
You even get it on ordinary vans these days when bought new probably because of EU Directive No:599,999,9999,99,172 probably.
I wouldnt buy a van from new anyway as its a waste of money and since when was it decided that *all* vans should be white ? This phenomena has been going on for a few years now with masses of eyewitnesses have reported sightings.It like the model T Ford , available in any colour you like as long as its black except in reverse .Its a dull monoculture of commercial vehicles.Boring.I am sorry but i am never ever going to drive a white van ever.Any other colour is fine but not white.
I bet the White Van thing is because of EU Directive 364567417417417417147417171 .
Theres so many directives now that you cannot count the exact number of them as they multiply faster than you can add them up.
Its only a process of elimination before *everything* has an EU Directive like which side of the pavement to walk on or what side of the bed to get out of in the morning or what you can eat at certain times of the day, or even what to think or say.
EU Directive No :6546518991849849814981468419814798719 :
"You must/ You/ I will swear allegience to the Fatherland and do what the Federal Republic of the United States of Zionism of Europe says *all* of the time"
EU draft Directive No :8468769476948654654654654654465469874987654654684654654464:
"You must not speak out against the Lisbon Treaty either in private or in any open space , or transmit ,publish , broadcast, comment on ,promote awareness of ,criticise , deconstruct, encourage dissent , discuss OR anything else not previously mentioned."
Footnote: You shall only exist as a servile unthinking citzen/subject with no opinions of ones own at all times even when asleep.
You shall salute your Chancellor upon rising and before bed and repeat EU Directive 6546518991849849814981468419814798719 :
while doing so.Failure to do so will result in penalties.Non-participation is not an option.
"CITZEN !! SALUTE YOUR FUHRER !! WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER FOR THE GREATER GOOD !! ARE YOU A PRODUCTIVE CITZEN ? TOGETHER WE ARE STONGER !! WE MUST ALL RISE TO THE CHALLENGES A NEW WORLD ORDER WILL BRING !! NON - PATICIPATION IS NOT AN OPTION !! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED CITZEN !! "
ALTOGETHER NOW : SIEG HIEL !! SIEG HIEL !! SIEG HEIL !!
" VICTORY TO THE FATHERLAND AND OUR GLORIOUS REICH CHANCELLOR !! "
"WARNING !! : REPORT ALL SUSPICOUS ACTIVITY TO YOUR NEAREST FEDERAL POLICE FORCE OPERATIVE "
"TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE ENEMY WITHIN AND CRUSH THOSE WHO SPEAK OUT AGAINST TYRANNY.THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE FOR THEM !!"
"YOUR THOUGHTS ARE OUR THOUGHTS ! "
END OF PUBLIC AWARENESS AND THOUGHT RE-PROGRAMMING TRANSMISSION.
Communism / Nazism / Marxism anyone ?