Thursday 11 December 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get away from the KFC.

Why did the Rat cross the road ?

To get away from the KFC

Why did the Pigeon cross the road ?

So it could stop halfway across and run around in the road for a bit totally oblivious to oncoming traffic and force you to slow down and honk your horn at it before the fucking thing finally gets out of the way.

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