I used to have A TV that was wired into a stereo system in such a way that it was possible to mix the picture and the channel so you got the sound from one channel and the picture from another so for example you have the picture being a sitcom and the sound from a serious political discussion for example with absolutely hilarious results if you can imagine what that would be like.Far funnier than TV that was intentionally trying to be funny.
If i want to babble on about stupid crap then its my perogative.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste but in certain cases the mind has no use whatsoever so the fact that the mind is wasted in certain cases is a positive.
People who live in glasshouses should not throw stones unless they are outside and dont throw stones near their house then they should be alright.
A bird in the hand is worth three in the bush unless its a fat ugly bird.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone before the other fucker throws one at you.
Do not judge others unless you are prepared to be judged yourself and if someone judges you then stamp on them very very hard to teach them a lesson.
The only true wisdom is knowing that the majority of people talk complete and utter shit.
Keep thy tongue from evil and thy fingers away from the keyboard.
"Can a man take fire in his bosom and his clothes not be burned" ?
I dont know but i am in no rush to find out.
Her ways are ways of pleasentness and all her paths are peace as long as you do what she says at all times.
Behold how good and how pleasent it is for brethren to dwell together in unity which is alrigh if you dont mind that sort of thing but if its alright i will pass on that thanks very much.
Through wisdom is a house built; and by understanding it is established; and by Ebay shall every room be filled with precious and pleasant riches. ~Proverbs 24:3
A word filthily spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of fucking twats. ~Proverbs 25:11
Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me as long as it is organically grown and ethically sourced with the occasional Indian and 2 for 1 double AA burgers @ BK. ~Proverbs 30:8
It is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted and drink and drive and get away with it ~Proverbs 31:4-5
Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness. She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her along with a choice of 100 pairs of shoes and providing she can cook properly. ~Proverbs 31:25-28