Listen you have had 5 to 10 minutes to prepare yourself to pay for the goods that you have had to wait 5 to 10 minutes to pay for.
Why the fuck do you have to stand there at the till fucking about looking for change and fucking fiddling and being a fucking pain as if its some sort of surprise that you have to find money to pay for things at a till ?
"That will be 7.63p please"
[suprise ,shock,general bewilderment] What was that again?"
"that will be 7.63 p please"
"UUUURRRR paying....money....uummm...yes...money....its here somewhere...i am sure its here somewhere...ummmmmm..wallet....pocket.... bag... AAAh yes its here ........fumble around to find money among countless bits of plastic No Status Super Platinum I have got no money thats why i have all these cards...yes here is some money.......
Well THANK FUCK for that !!!!!!!!!!
Another 10 minutes of my life lost courtesy of FuckwitMonkeyBrain.
I must remember to bring a book next time or read one of the magazines on the shelf.