10p tax rate:

"Hello my name is Gordon Brown [its a bit difficult with text to illustrate the way his mouth freezes up for a second with that peculiar thing he does with his mouth.Someone i know said it was because there was something wrong with him at some point that caused the peculiar mannerism - how right they were] and i am going to abolish the 10 p rate of tax for the lowest paid.

They will be better off though honestly.We need the extra revenue to pay for the war effort and for more common Purpose quangos , and to pay an endless amount of consultants for information that we wont use."


You couldnt make this stuff up.