"Hello have you seen or heard my Mother in Law ?"
"What was that ?"
"I said HAVE YOU SEEN OR HEARD MY MOTHER IN LAW ? "
"I am sorry but i am deaf and blind "
"Jesus i wish i was !"
I went out for the day with my mother in law who has very poor eyesight.
We went to Beachy Head and walked up to the edge of the cliff.
I said "Can you see the coast of France up ahead ? "
She said "Where is it ? I dont see it "
I said "Keep walking forwards and you will see it "
"A bit further ..... go on a bit more ...... just a little bit more...... YYYYeeessss !!!!! "