The Mother in law :

"Hello have you seen or heard my Mother in Law ?"

"What was that ?"

"I said HAVE YOU SEEN OR HEARD MY MOTHER IN LAW ? "

"I am sorry but i am deaf and blind "

"Jesus i wish i was !"


I went out for the day with my mother in law who has very poor eyesight.

We went to Beachy Head and walked up to the edge of the cliff.

I said "Can you see the coast of France up ahead ? "

She said "Where is it ? I dont see it "

I said "Keep walking forwards and you will see it "

"A bit further ..... go on a bit more ...... just a little bit more...... YYYYeeessss !!!!! "