Friday, 7 October 2011

Genius:



Very very clever.I will have to use that again and again and again but this is to credit who thought of it.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Whos making all the cash money ?

I came across this record in a box of records in Oxfam all @ 50p each.

I had totally forgotten about it until i found it as i knew it from the 80s but had forgotten how good it is so i had to have it and its subject matter is relevent to todays manufactured economic problems.

A slice of 80s Electro:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4vjl-Gg_s

Steve Jobs:


The inevitable finally happened.I saw pictures of Steve Jobs in the final stages of terminal cancer very recently where he looked like a concentration camp victim.Dreadful.There is a lot of talk about supressed life extension technology being available to the billionaires club but it didnt do very much to help Steve Jobs.

As far as i know he was the best of a very bad bunch as in the corporate globalist crowd and out of all the extensive material i have read on the subject of globalists and corporations etc etc his name very rarely came up wheras names like Bill Gates came up constantly so i would like to thank steve Jobs for providing an alternative to Microsoft PC garbage that i wont touch and when i got my first Mac i was a complete technophobe yet Apple managed to make it all easy and simple.

The downside of Steve Jobs and Apple was the outsourcing of manufacturing to China for slave wages and i felt that out of all of the corporations and CEOs Steve Jobs could have done something about this and spoken out about it all before he died and set an example and regardless of wether or not other corporations would have followed suit Steve Jobs would have been held in high esteem for doing so but the opportunity has been lost.

Noone gives a shit about that anyway as all they care about is getting their latest inessential essential Apple device and they dont care who makes it or where it comes from which is why its not really an issue apart from talking about the suicide nets outside Foxconn.

I dont resent paying 1000 quid for a Mac but i resent the fact that they are manufactured in China and i resent the fact that Apple outsources their manufacturing to a company that treats their workforces as slaves and the fact that the savings are not passed onto myself so that i have to pay 1000 gbp for a MAC after it has been shipped all the way from China.

Of course i could have chosen not to buy a MAC or take ot back to the shop once i realised it was made in China or bought secondhand but anyway......never mind that.

Now that Steve Jobs has moved on he will be deified but i am not having it.

Why was it necessary to glue the casing together on the slimline keyboard so that it cant be opened and repaired making it a throwaway item ??

AS soon as i typed this something has gone wrong with the keypad where the cursor keeps disappearing so i end up typing nothing.The solution is to click on the screen to bring back the cursor.Its probably Steve Jobs sabotaging my typing and commenting from beyond the grave as i am typing plain truth.This has been happening all evening.

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

I heart Youtube:


If when i was aged say 14-16yrs old someone who travelled forwards and backwards in time told me that in the 21st century i would be able to go to a website where i could watch music videos and listen to music and choose absolutely virtually anything i wanted to anytime anywhere then either i would not have believed them or i would have said that it sounded fantastic.

I often just click through different tracks depending on what comes up on the page so its like a musical magical mystery tour of who knows what it will be next......

I can listen to Are Friends Electric as many times as i want whenever i want.

I miss listening to the radio and the good thing about that was hoping that you would hear what you wanted to hear with the wilful randomness of the selected oldies but it meant that you would always have to listen through to a certain amount of shit as well.These days its all mostly shit so i dont bother with it anymore so Youtube is my friend when i am working on a listening basis as i rarely watch the video as i just want the sound.If i listen to the radio i might end up being subjected to having to listen to Nouvelle Vague or some other shit like that and if you turn the dial there is absolutely nothing worth listening to and the airwaves are empty apart from godawful commercial radio stations with their awful adverts which must be the soundtrack to hell.

Back in the mists of time Radio 1 was my friend but eventually we grew sick and tired of each other as Radio 1 changed out of recognition with a plethora of faceless charisma free DJs and the majority of the shit that falls under the description of popular music.There is always a female DJ who gabbles away with her dropped Gs and Ts and stupid accent with no clue about elecution whatsoever.

For a while all i ever heard about from others was "there is this French radio station that just plays anything and everything and Jazz that is on at blah blah blah blah...".

However all is far from perfect when i consider what hasnt been uploaded yet and for example noone has uploaded the full length version of Number 1 Song In Heaven - Sparks yet that shit remake with Jimmy Potato Head Sommerville has been uploaded at least twice.If you want something done you have to do it yourself but i dont know how to do it but i have a choice of either a 12" single in colored see through vinyl [if that wasnt one of the records that i lost] or the Lp in fluorescent green vinyl.If i cant find the single then i will have to visit Ebay which is another story........

Its a long way from going to a pub in town aged 15-16 in 1984 that had a video jukebox where you paid 30p/50p? per play to listen to and watch the limited selection over and over and over again......

Mental illness:

Its quite something how the guidelines for determining what is and what isnt mental illness is constantly under review with newly diagnosed mental conditions like shyness in children and presumably adults being added to the already comprehensive list.

So at this rate considering this must be a process of elimination you will soon be able to add the following to the list of newly recognised/diagnosed mental illnesses:

Do your little darlings display any of the following symptoms :

1:Not wanting to go to bed when told to ?

2:Not liking cauliflour/sprouts/broccoli etc ?

3:Not talkative enough ?

4:Talks too much ?

5:A liking for sweet foods and soda pop and chocolate etc etc

7:Does your child display signs of critical thinking ?

8:Not liking green smarties

9:Is your child inquisitive ?

10:Does your child like to be outside exploring and playing ?

11:Does your child like watching TV ?

12:Does your child sometimes not want to go to school ?

13:Does your child sometimes want for attention ?

14:Does your child not like some of his/her classmates ?

15:Does your child enjoy playing with toys ?

16:A liking for Cats and Dogs and Guinea Pigs/Hamsters/Gerbils/Rabbits etc

17:A disposition that allows for the child to frequently become unresponsive to being talked to.

18:A disposition that allows for the child to be negatively emotional after being scalded by the parent.

19:Is your child open and outgoing in the company of adults and strangers rather than inhibited ?

20:The list goes on and on and on......


If you can answer Yes to any of the above questions then be sure to have your child assessed by a state recommended/authorised Psychologist and your family General Practitioner to determine the suitable and correct course of psychiatric drugs etc for the child.

WARNING: The innappropriate prescribing of psychiatric pharmaceutical drugs to children for non-existent mental conditions will result in a myriad of unpleasent and life threatening side effects but that seems to be the point as there is no other logical explanation of the absurdity of treating and emotional/behavioural problems/personality traits with psychiatric drugs as its completely absurd and perverse and wholly immoral and unethical and parents that consent to this on behalf of the child without doing their own research on it and not considering the child itself are unfit parents and i dont think pleading ignorance is a defence but the majority of the time parents act out of ignorance when it comes to pharmaceutical drugs and the Gardasil debacle proves my point perfectly.

I always thought that a parent or guardian had to have the health and wellbeing of the child as their highest priority but obviously that does not always apply even with the most well meaning parent/guardian.

Youtube fan cover versions:

Is it too much to ask for those who post their videos of themselves covering tracks by well known artists to label their videos clearly as covers of songs ??

I am sick and tired of clicking on videos only to find that it a cover of the track that i want to listen to.They must think that it generates extra views of their viudeos and while it does the second i realise that its a cover i stop the video as i have no interest in hearing someones godawful amateurish cover version.

If you are shit at music and singing and have to resort to posting your awful cover version on Youtube its gods way of telling you that you are no good and their own lack of talent is the reason why they are not well known.

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Moronic video:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsIRSqEW90&feature=player_embedded

"The US Daller is backed by the US Gubberment"

"The US Daller is backed by the Fedral Reserve"

"Some investors arent carnfident about what gold is backed by or if its backed by anything at all compared to something like the US dollar"

This was quoted from Bridget the bubbleheaded bimbo in the news clip.

The US FEDRES Dollar is backed by NOTHING and is simply paper with ink printed on it so its a perverse situation where you can buy say 1000 Dollars worth of gold with bits of worthless paper.The curious thing is the FEDRES hasnt gone a head with QE3 and is trying instead to assert the value and worth of its FEDRES fake money as an alternative to gold and encourage you to invest in worthless paper which isnt an asset.

Since 1913 when the FEDRES was established the US dollar has lost 95 percent of its buying power.

Absolute sheer assinine stupidity and ignorance and lies and as i was saying before there seems to be a very definate media campaign to deter investors from investing in gold and to promote investment in Dollars and Treasury Bonds which amounts to a bailout.By default it also is promoting the FEDRES as a sound financial institution when it is anything but sound.

Only the very ignorant and stupid would ever make investment decisions based on that kind of garbage.

I shouldnt think it will be very long before the FEDRES uses the federal govt to confiscate privately held physical gold from US citizens like it did in 1933 and only the very stupid would hand it over and there will likely be legislation created to ban the exchange or sale of physical gold.